Randoming~

Every single human on Earth would always suffer from a certain kind of syndrome that not a single human won't suffer. It is called Randomness Syndrome, and "Randomness" stands for,

Radioactive
Alien
Nutrients
Dominate
Our
Minds
N'
Eventually
Stimulates
Something

And when you suffer from Randomness Syndrome, you turn cool, and "Cool" stands for,

Crazy
Odd and
Obviously
Lame

And when you are cool, you also suffer from Special Sickness, and "Special" stands for,

Spontanious
Purging
Ends
Circulation
In
Asses and
Livers

And when you suffer from Strange Sickness, you get Weird Virus, and "Weird" stands for,

We
End up becoming an
Idiotic
Retarded
Dumbass