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Monday, December 22, 2008

Santa Claws?

Every year in the month of December, the most popular holiday ever is known to every single human being (except new born babies) without fail and that is Christmas. And in every child, Christmas means presents, and "presents" means Santa Claus and Santa Claus means "The fat dude in the red suit who rides a sleigh pulled by flying reindeer around the worlds in less than 80 days (less in 1 hour)."

Santa is known by the world in many names, St. Nick, Father Christmas, Kris Kringle, etc. But who is the guy really? One thing famously known is that Santa is believed to be living in the North Pole with his wife, elves and reindeer in Santa's Workshop. Kids around the world who still believes in Santa always sends letters to "him" hoping it'll reach "him" and "Poof" appears their presents in the morning of Christmas Day.

But even if you travel to the North Pole, you won't find any cottage, any factory, any workshop what so ever and it's a fact! And because of this fact, people don't believe in Santa anymore and just think of him as a myth. Television programmes all show that Santa has magic abilities and struts his stuff with it. Buh-humbug!!

Even though I still believe in Santa, I need some ideas to support the fact that Santa is unseen. So here's what I believe,

Since I believe in aliens too, I think that Santa has made alliance with the aliens and use alien technology to hide himself and deliver presents in just one night. Simple as that. And Santa does not have a wife nor kids, the identity of "Santa Claus" is passed around to human mortals chosen by the previous Santa himself and again, uses alien technology to wipe out evidence and memories of normal human mortals who have been in contact with and is related to the chosen being as the new "Santa Claus".

Another belive of mine is that Santa is a super kind alien from another galaxy. Simple as that.

1 comment:

Todric said...

Wow Saint Nick is working with Aliens,that rocks