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Tuesday, July 13, 2010

The End

Sigh. Because there was not much a response to the Husband Battle, I ended it with Lelouch winning by default. Don't ask why.

So Kenada this time proposed the idea of bringing Wife Battle back as a second season. I'm not sure about that yet.

Well, recently or rather yesterday, I found this really funny song titled The Ultimate Showdown. The song is really catchy and the lyrics are hilarious!

So moving on?

Introducing! The new Kenada Doll! Brought to you by Babi Doll! Due to the destruction of the imaginary store that was selling Kenada figurines, we have run low on budget to make professional Kenada figurines and decided to form a short-term business plan with Babi Doll to make a Kenada Doll! This Kenada Doll has stiff knees, elbows and fingers along with toes so you can't twist them like our previous high quality Master Grade Kenada figurines. Good thing is you can dress and undress your Kenada Doll with the range of clothes our new product comes with! From Hawaiian outfits to spacesuits to leprechaun costumes to Lambo outfits to ballet tutus to Eskimo wear to coconut shells to birthday suits, you can dress your Kenada Doll anyhow and anyway you like! Kenada Doll also has a wide variety of shoes, hats and other accessories to wear such as clown shoes, beaver headgear and handbags. Every Kenada Doll is priced at 10,000¥! To get your very own Kenada Doll, dial 1-800-KENADA or email us at kenadadollsforyouandmeandtheentirehumanrace@coldmail.com. Don't miss this opportunity! All Kenada Doll are limited and there are only 100 units on sale! If you missed the chance to get our Kenada Doll, don't worry! We will give you a free Kenada signature that obviously does not exist! How awesome is that?! Order now! Warning! If you experience diarrhoea, dizziness, memory loss or homosexuality, Kenada Doll might not be appropriate for you. If any of those symptoms happen to you, immediately burn your Kenada Doll, jump on it, bury it under a sakura tree, dig it out after a day, chuck it in a bucket, fill it with water, stir the contents, add some salt, pour into your garden, pick the remains up, toss it into the nearest volcano within 10 minutes, do a break dance, break your left leg and jump into a frozen pond. You will be okay. If you fail to complete the process, your head will explode and light the sky with fireworks. Before you reached this sentence, all Kenada Dolls are sold out. Thank you. All money earned will be donated to us to rebuild our imaginary store. Keep Kenada Dolls away from kids aged 6 and below or they will become American Narutos. Believe it.

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