Wow! I broke my previous record in Tetris! This time it's a whooping 597,693 points! If only I could hold on a little longer in there I could have gotten six hundred thousand points.
Anyway, time to move on with (fictional) Kenada franchise news.
Our last Kenada video game, Hit The Kenada Ragdoll that was released quite some time ago had great response! So this time we are releasing a new game for our Kenada fans! Introducing, our second Kenada video game, Kenada Crazy Race! This game is a racing game where you race against other characters of the Kenada World such as Lulu and JY of the Sannin Kai. You can unlock characters to play as well as vehicles such as Thousand Sunny, Air Trecks, Lakitu's cloud, Nimbus 2000, jet packs, De Lorean, Zaku, Catbus, Santa's sleigh, pumpkin coach, Over The Rainbow, Tuatha de Danaan, Gurren Lagann, Howl's moving castle, Iron Man suit, Gadgetmobile, AT-99 Scorpion and many more! During the race, you have to run over all the Kenada-bots you see along the road. Your final score will be the total points you get from the number of Kenada-bots you run over and the placing you get. Anime characters you unlock can use their respective abilities for example Luffy can use Gomu-gomu Punch during the race. Each game costs 90,000￥. Our video game is only available for PC and PF2.
Moving on, new Kenada figurines are out! Our new Fail Kira Cosplaying Kenada figurine costs only 5,000￥ each! Too expensive compared to the previous figurines? That's because our store isn't fully restored yet but don't worry, after our store is fully functioning the prices of our Kenada figurines will return to normal!
To order either Kenada Crazy Race video game or Fail Kira Cosplaying Kenada figurine, please email us at waitforitwaitforitwaitforit@coldmail.com or call us at 1-800-KENADA. Guess what! While you were reading the examples of the unlockable vehicles for the Kenda Crazy Race game, all of our items were sold out! Thanks for reading this once again retarded and lame and fictional advertisement.
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